Confucius said, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.
Confucius said, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius said, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucius said, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius said, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius said, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius said, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius said, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius said, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.
Confucius said, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.
Confucius said, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
Confucius said, man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius said, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Confucius said, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Confucius said, man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius said, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Confucius said, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
Confucius said, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius said, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
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